Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I did not marry a roomba.
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