nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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