Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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