Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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