i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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