Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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