I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
