it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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