I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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