I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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