We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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