that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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