omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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