i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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