Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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