yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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