We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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