Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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