You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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