I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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