Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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