I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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