day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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