I need help removing her.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Your penis caused this!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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