I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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