Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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