So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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