giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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