No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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