I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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