three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
wow bdsm is so cute
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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