I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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