I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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