i barfeds in our rink
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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