This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i've created a new STD.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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