just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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