So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring