I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.