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  Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk

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• (716): View more from New York

  how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping

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  I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  A BJ like that needs to be recommended.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I hate how she's getting mean with age

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  Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?

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