i need an iv and a liver transplant
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.