Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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(917): View more from New York City

OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(860): View more from Connecticut

New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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(206): View more from Washington

he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"

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(248): View more from Michigan

Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?

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(240): View more from Maryland

Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.

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