The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick