Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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