last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
We smell like vodka and hangover
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