That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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