She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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