Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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