Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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