spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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