great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
they're like a gay fantastic four
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
