Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Sober January is a disaster.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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