we're blogging at a bar
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is it penis luge time yet?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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