I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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