If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I think i got beer on your cat.
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