Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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