I think I am morally bankrupt
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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