the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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