I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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