my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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