I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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