is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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