I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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