She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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