i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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