is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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